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Everybody should get to know Bajuvator, the 7.2% alcohol double bock! It is brewed (although some would say divinely created) by the Tucher brewery in Germany, and it tastes much like liquid candle-wax! The phrase one uses to describe the after effect is, "Dude, you've been bajuvated!" Here are some haiku to appreciate a crisp, refreshing Bajuvator with:

Oh, Bajuvator!
There can be only one, and
It is you, my friend.

Oh, Bajuvator!
The times we shared together,
were never alone.

You are my hero,
Wonderful Bajuvator!
Coors Light, Kiss my ass...

Oh, Bajuvator!
You slay my inner demons,
And leave my breath fresh.

Oh, Bajuvator!
You taste like church candle wax,
God himself drinks you.

Oh, Bajuvator!
The times I cracked you open,
You cracked me open.

Life is way too short
Not to get Bajuvated
At least once a year.

Cheers and see you at the Great American Beer Festival this October! I booked my tickets for Friday the 10th.